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So far I have several quotes from three shows I like, Bones, Boston Legal, and Smallville. Enjoy! :D

PETE ROSS: Nobody in this town likes you, (to the gaurd trying to remove him) don't touch me, you know you hate him....
LIONEL LUTHOR: ...People are always at their weakest when they're angry...(Lionel realizes something is stolen and goes to accuse Pete)
PETE: ...Careful Mr Luthor, wouldn't want to look weak.
--Season 2 Episode 23, Exodus

Lex's new bride tried to kill off Lex by leaving the plane and paying off the pilot to take it back up in the air and crash the plane while Lex is sleeping on it. Lex turns up alive and asks Helen if she would like to give the honeymoon a second try. This conversation takes place on the plane.

LEX LUTHOR: 'Cause it's our honeymoon, I'd hate for you to doze off. You never know, you might wake up to find me gone. (said a bit sarcastically as he smiles.)
HELEN BRYCE: Lex thats not funny.
LEX: (His smile vanishes and looks mockingly taken aback) Guess you had to be there. (Helen looks a bit worried)
-- Season 3 Episode 2, Phoenix

LIONEL: How'd you get in here, Lex?
LEX: When people think you're insane and you're holding a rifle to their head, they uh, tend to do what you ask.
--- Season 3 Episode 8, Shattered

Okay, so Van's father was investigating metoer infected poeple and then became one then commited suicide, so Van began to kill off a bunch of metoer infected people. Eric and Clark were struck by lightning while holding onto each other and Eric got Clark's powers then used them agianst him. Ian has the ability to created a clone of himself and used that to date Lana Lang and Chloe Sullivan at the same time.

(Clark is walking through Belle Reve Institution to visit Lex)
VAN MCNAULTY: Well look who it is. Hiya FREAK! You're the one that should be in here! You're the one that should be in here! They should lock you up, you freak!
(VAN is taken away)
ERIC SUMMERS: Hey Kent, its me Eric, struck by lightning lately?
(ERIC leaves and IAN walks up with a cart)
IAN RANDALL: Good to see you Clark. Tell my two favorite ex-girlfriends I said hello.
GAURD: Keep moving Ian. (to Clark) Geez kid, you seem to know a lot of people in here.
--- Season 3 Episode 9, Asylum

IAN: We heard about your little one man ethnic cleansing campaign.
VAN: I don't know what you're talking about.
IAN: C'mon, you were out there picking off meteor freaks like ducks on the first day of hunting season.
ERIC: And now you're stuck in here with all us ducks. Quack. Quack.
--- Season 3 Episode 9, Asylum

(talking about the Kawatche caves, and the octagonal keyhole)
LIONEL: .. but you remember the hole was sealed over? (Lex nods slightly) Yesterday I found Clark Kent down there.
LEX: Clark?
LIONEL: Yes. And the hole was open, he'd opened it somehow.
(Lex leans in towards his father)
LEX: Y'know dad, they say mental illness is hereditary. I'm willing to except my break with reality, are you?
--- Season 3 Episode 17, Legacy

LANA LANG: Ooh great, possessed by an evil slut.
--- Season 4 Episode 8, Spell

GENEVIEVE TEAGUE: I'm just trying to protect my son.
LEX: Well maybe you should get together with my father and write a parenting book. I bet it'd be a best seller.
--- Season 4 Episode 14, Krypto

(The dog breaks the table in half and starts eating the food from the table)
JONATHAN KENT: Hey, hey, Hey! (to Martha) You see!
MARTHA KENT: Well, remember when Clark did that, he was.. only three.
JONOTHAN: It's not funny. (to the dog) Hey!
--- Season 4 Episode 14, Krypto

(Lex looking very frustrated, trying to get a straight answer from his father about what happened)
LEX: You don't recognize these? (He lifts the rug to reveal a Kryptonian symbol on the floor)
LIONEL: Looks like something from the cave. What is it?
LEX: I found you carving them with a corkscrew
LIONEL: (laughing a bit) Hah. Wasn't I creative?
--- Season 5 Episode 3, Hidden

LINCOLN COLE: You're running out of time, you want to tell me what you've learned from this little game before the flesh is seared from your bones?
LIONEL: Yeah, you talk to much. Shut up.
--- Season 5 Episode 19, Mercy

ANGELA MONTENEGRO: Is the FBI going to lay charges against Brennan?
DR. JACK HODGINS: She only shot him in the leg, once.
SPECIAL AGENT SEELEY BOOTH: She didn't give him a warning, she just shot him. With alcohol on her breath.
DR. DANIEL GOODMAN: It was her first shooting, you can't expect it to be perfect right out of the gate.
DR. ZACK ADDY: How much warning did you give people before you sniped them? [best line ever xD]
--Season 1 Episode 1, Pilot

BOOTH: My gut says it stinks.
DR. GOODMAN (under his breath to Brennan): Smells with his gut, what does he use his nose for?
--Season 1 Episode 3, A Boy in the Tree

ANGELA: Did you work all night?
HODGINS (tired): Yes. I shaved the truffle.
ANGELA: Is that anything like spanking the monkey?
HODGINS: I found boring dust.
ANGELA: Is there any other kind?
HODGINS: Boring dust is produced by beetles, which means the tree the truffle grew on was infested.
ZACH (looking at his file): That's not going to impress Toni.
HODGINS: That's not why I did it. I did it to serve justice and capture a murderous cannibal.
ANGELA: That'll impress the hot courier.
HODGINS (smiling): Now I'm back in the game.
--Season 1 Episode 4, The Man in the Bear

BOOTH: You know you guys are geniuses.
ZACH: How do we find that?
BOOTH: I work for the F.B.I., idiot.
HODGINS: Way to go Zach. We went from geniuses to idiots in 3 seconds.
--Season 1 Episode 11, The Woman in the Car

ANGELA: Maybe he dissolved himself so there'd be more of him to go around
(Camille gives Angela a look)
ANGELA: I'm going to hell aren't I?
HODGINS: I'll save you a seat.
--Season 2 Episode 5, The Truth in the Lye

ANGELA: What you thought were teeth marks Dr. Saroyan turned out to be chinese characters engraved along the side.
HODGINS: What do they say?
ANGELA: They say, what make foolish man think I speak chinese?
HODGINS: (He shrugs)I thought you were half chinese.
ANGELA: And I think you're half swedish, lets hear some swedish.
--Season 2 Episode 5, The Truth in the Lye

HODGINS: Someone ran me down with a car.
BRENNAN: We knew that already.
HODGINS: Yeah but now we've proved it and I find I am really annoyed.
--Season 2 Episode 9, Aliens in a Spaceship

ANGELA: I went to visit you at the hospital, I brought you this (she holds up a teddy bear)
HODGINS: They, they let me go home.
ANGELA: No they didn't, you left without being discharged. You stole crutches which I had to pay for.
(They have a nice little conversation to make Hodgins feel better)
HODGINS: You know I'm good for that crutch money. (They laugh)
--Season 2 Episode 9, Aliens in a Spaceship

These aren't favorite quotes, rather they are examples of when the characters on Boston Legal "break the fourth wall" (if you don't know what that means look it up on wikipedia or something ;D I'm too lazy to explain it here.)

DENNY CRANE: I wish you had let me in on the game. I can act you know. I won an Emmy. (said to Alan)
--Season 2 Episode 9, Gone

ALAN SHORE: Ah, there you are. I've hardly seen you this episode. (said to Denny)
--Season 2 Episode 13, Too Much Information

DENNY: I'm tired of my Alzheimer's being a story point
ALAN: This isn't your story, Denny.
--Season 2 Episode 16, Live Big

DENNY: We have something else in common.
IVAN TIGGS: Whats that?
DENNY: We're both leading men, we're like stars in our own show, only the star doesn't have only one leading lady.. oh sure sometimes at the end of the episode it looks like hes settling down with someone but the next week shes not there, its somebody else, its a way of holding up viewer interest.
IVAN: You're a strange man Denny.
DENNY: Strange leading man.
--Season 2 Episode 20, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

CHELINA HALL: God. The last time I saw you-
ALAN: I think it was a Sunday, then I was taken off the air you went off to do movies, then I got switched to Tuesdays.
CHELINA: And here we are, with old footage.

ALAN: What sex?
MELISSA HUGHES: The sex you and I both know is coming. Don't fall for her Alan shes just a guest star. (referring to Chelina)
--Season 2 Episode 23, Race Ipsa

DENNY: I can't wait to see her next week. (referring to Marlene Stanger)
--Season 2 Episode 25, Squid Pro Quo

DENNY: It sweeps the episode. (said to Shirley)

ALAN: I'll see you next season.
DENNY: Hopefully on the same night.
--Season 2 Episode 27, BL: Los Angeles

ALAN: As if I were some series regular on a television show. (said to Joanna, the sex therapist)
--Season 3 Episode 1, Can't We All Get a Lung?

JEFFREY COHO: We're the new guys.
DENNY: Oh, please! If there were new guys, they'd have shown up in the season premiere.
CLAIRE SIMMS: He's smoking for God's sake.
DENNY: Its a personal gift from Bill Clinton, if you only knew where this cigar's been.
CLAIRE: Ok, he's officially the grossest person I've ever met.
JEFFREY: See that sign that says Crane, Poole and Schmidt.
DENNY: Crane! Welcome to Boston Legal!
CLAIRE: Jeffrey, the gross man is fondling me.
DENNY: Its the official Firm greeting. Cue the Music.
(The theme song/credits start while Jeffrey seems to look around for the source of the music)
--Season 3 Episode 2, New Kids on the Block

LINCOLN MEYERS: Oh dear, I bet if this were a movie we'd have one of those ominous chords play right about now. (an ominous chord plays)

SOME LADY: It turns out that Miss Winger is also a lawyer.
RENEE WINGER: The plot thickens.
--Season 3 Episode 8, Lincoln: Part 1

Denny plays the first few notes of the show's theme song on his "trombone-kazoo," in tune with the real song playing over the opening credits
--Season 3 Episode 11, Angel of Death

Denny (dressed as Dick Cheney) is dancing with Alan (dressed as Shirley Schmidt)
DENNY: Imagine people looking out their windows seeing Dick Cheney and Shirley Schmidt dancing on a balcony, what must they be thinking.
ALAN: Well, if they're regular viewers, they know by now anything goes.
--Season 3 Episode 13, Dumping Bella

DENNY: Why is the other side's closing argument always so short? (said to Alan, referring to how the show's writers focus mainly on the main characters' summations)
--Season 3 Episode 15, Fat Burner

Jerry Espenson tells Shirley about this song he hums in his head, and when she asks him to sing it he sings the theme song for the show and over the opening credits.
--Season 3 Episode 22, Guantanamo by the Bay

DENNY: Til next season my friend.
ALAN: I can't wait to see what we do next.
DENNY: I'm just getting started.
--Season 3 Episode 24, Trial of the Century

ALAN: Maybe we could go to Wednesdays.
DENNY: Next week?
ALAN: Why not?
DENNY: Wednesdays.
--Season 4 Episode 17, The Court Supreme

DENNY: Its 10 o'clock.
CARL SACK: Are we not on?
CLARENCE BELL: Its supposed to be Tuesday at 10 every week. (Whitney walks into the room)
WHITNEY ROME: We've been moved. We're Wednesday at 10.
CARL: Nobody called me.
WHITNEY: They told Howie in word processing.
CARL: They called Howie in word processing?
DENNY: Are we Wednesdays at 10 from now on?
WHITNEY: No were off next week then on for the following two Wednesdays.
DENNY: What about next year?
WHITNEY: Its best to just keep checking in with Howie.
--Season 4 Episode 18, Indecent Proposals

ALAN: Why not go out swinging right?
DENNY: Who's says we're going out?
ALAN: I read somewhere that you should live every year as if its your last
DENNY: Really? I can't imagine this is our last year. Aren't there still some time slots we haven't tried?
--Season 5 Episode 3, Dances with Wolves

ALAN: You're an extra, you don't get to talk.
--Season 5 Episode 6, Happy Trails

JERRY: Its not an ultimatum. It's a fact, if he walks, I walk. Alan Shore might too, maybe even Carl. Who knows, we could do a spin off, don't think we haven't been approached already. Its not like you want the bunch of us anyway, the network sure doesn't.
--Season 5 Episode 7, Mad Cows

DENNY: I like to pretend that everything I say and do is on television for the whole world to see, just a little game I play with myself.
ALAN: And?
DENNY: And.. whos going to watch a show about abortion? Not fun.
ALAN: Well Denny, you and I can make it fun.
DENNY: I don't think so.
ALAN: Try and look at it as a challenge, consider it your Emmy episode.
DENNY: Well then theres the other thing.
ALAN: Which is?
DENNY: Well.. look at her. Sweet cute little kid. If we help her get an abortion shes going to burn in hell for ever and ever.
ALAN: We'll represent you.
DENNY: I can hear them changing the channel.
--Season 5 Episode 8, Roe

DENNY: Carl we need to bond. Hell man, this is our last season.
--Season 5 Episode 9, Kill, Baby, Kill!

ALAN: You'll probably outlive us all, we'll all be dead and buried, you'll still be out there doing Priceline commercials. (referring to William Shatner's role as the "Priceline Negotiator" in Priceline's TV advertisements.)
--Season 5 Episode 10,
Thanksgiving

CARL: You know the only show unfraid to have its stars over 50 is Bo- Gee. I can't say it would umm.. break the wall.
--Season 5 Episode 11, Juiced

DENNY: What better way to go out. Our last case, in front of the Supreme Court. Now theres a finale.
ALAN: They should put it on TV.
DENNY: It'd get ratings
ALAN: If they promoted us, of course I think theres a law against promoting us.
DENNY: Seems to be.

Oh! Won't they be so happy to see us again.
The rematch!
The rematch.
Grand Finale
Special 9 o'clock start time
--Season 5 Episode 11, Juiced

ALAN: Me and the other, let no man tear a sunder.
DENNY: This could be a television series.
ALAN: On a new network.
DENNY: One that cares.
--Season 5 Episode 12, Made in China